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Suggested new "Dummies"
book titles

October 13, 2009 --

For a book on archaeology:
Mummies for Dummies

For a book about fast food:
Yummies for Dummies

For a book on percussion:
Drummies for Dummies

For a book on dental care:
Gummies for Dummies

For a book on friendship:
Chummies for Dummies

For a book on dieting:
Tummies for Dummies

(If any of the titles have already been used by the "Dummies" people, LPR apologizes for the unintended duplication.)