Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Miles from the Mainstream
D. R. ZUKERMAN, proprietor
Hudson, NY: Federalist-57-ville

JUNE 4, 2004 --

This writer could not belive his eyes when he saw this parking meter in Hudson, NY. One nickel for an hour? One dime for two hours? In New York City, a dime gets you nothing. For the time purchased for a quarter in Manhattan -- ten minutes, one can park in Hudson for five hours.

It gets even better.

After taking a picture of the geraniums in front of Theron Ware, Works of Art, at 548 Warren Street, this writer got into a conversation with Michael Egan, who, with partner Christopher Boslet, owns the shop. Not only is parking a nickel for an hour and a dime for two hours, it is free every weekend, Mr. Egan said.

This must mean that no tickets are issued in Hudson, New York, Saturdays and Sundays for parking meter violations. Unlike New York City where, in the Bronx, only hours earlier, this writer received a $35 ticket while in a bakery for a few minutes. Yes, unlike New York City where, in Manhattan that evening, this writer observed a policeman issuing a ticket, apparently for a parking meter violation on a vehicle with North Carolina plates. Not the kind of thing to make New York plates, well-liked in North Carolina, LPR suggests.

This writer headed to the Hudson River for a glimpse of the Navy Ships in town for Fleet Week. After taking a picture of the banner welcoming people to Fleet Week, LPR was cautioned not to take pictures of the ships. Spotting our flag over the piers, LPR took a picture of Old Glory-- without interference. Nor was there interference when LPR got a picture of the facade of the Hustler Club, a few blocks up 12th Avenue, at 51st Street.

Earlier in the day, in Hudson, New York, about 115 miles from midtown, Manhattan, LPR took pictures of our flag on 6th Street, between Warren and Columbia and immediately got a sense that this flag symbolized our freedom tradition in a city where parking meter violations cannot happen on weekends.

LPR clicksters-- see for yourself. Compare our flag flying on Manhattan's west side with our flag flying about 115 miles upriver. The flag in New York City seems to be stressed out; the flag in Hudson, NY is clearly relaxed. And this is to affirm that the photographs have not been doctored.


Old Glory stressed out.


Old Glory relaxed.


The finemeister urged people in New York City to go about their business, notwithstanding warnings of further terrorist strikes against us. The morning of May 30, someone driving to Long Island by way of the Whitestone Bridge would have found lanes closed. Is such closure typical of the opening Sunday of the metropolitan area's summer season? And, after taking the bridge to the Van Wyck expressway, motorists taking the Brooklyn-bound Belt Highway exit would have driven into a traffic jam caused by a police scrutiny point.

When the Finemeister urged New Yorkers to go about their business, he indicated that we should leave security concerns to the professionals. All right, scrutiny points are one thing. But police triple-parking to serve a summons for double parking? This is what happened on southbound Broadway at 90th Street, early on June 1, permitting just one southbound lane at this point, during the morning rush hour. (The NYPD triple-parked car is the vehicle with its lights on, in the middle of the photo, showing the southbound Broadway lanes, at 90th Street).

People going to the theater might also find things a bit slowed, as crowds form outside theaters, while the professionals go about their business. The accompanying photo shows the crowd waiting to enter the Richard Rodgers Theater on 46th Street, to see the musical "Movin' Out," which received a Tony last year. This scene, LPR observed, was repeated throughout the theater district.

Here, now another glimpse of humane Hudson, New York-- and gas prices considerably lower than those of New York City. LPR acknowledges that the prices at this Hudson Citgo gas station might irk the editorial board at The New York Times and, say, David Ignatius at The Washington Post, who prefer gas prices to be rather high. It is not clear what country the anti-populist media believes in. Perhaps it is a country where sovereign power is at the tip of the pyramid, not at the base. Heavens, the "conservative" New York Times columnist David Brooks is hoping he will still see big things from President Bush. There goes a "conservative" falling for Rooseveltism. Let the President be the president-- presiding over government, not running our lives by decrees.

Or is it that people in New York City prefer to be ruled, prefer to follow the dictates of the elected officials. For this writer, a call to countrymen to send some form of expeditionary force to Free the New York City 8 Million is most welcome. Should such move fail, there is, however, the option of looking for a Federalist-57-ville. Hudson, New York might be just one such place.

An hour for a nickel, two hours for a dime! This is certainly not Manhattan!


Geraniums in front of Hudson, NY antique shop, Theron Ware, Works of Art.


This can't happen in Hudson, NY.


Nor this!


But no cameras?


Larry Flynt's place.


Holiday weekend Sunday lane closing.


NYPD's holiday weekend Sunday scrutiny point.


NYPD triple parked to serve a summons for double parking!


Theater-goers wait outside the Richard Rodgers Theater to see the Tony Award winning "Movin' Out."


Humane gas prices in Humane Hudson, NY.


Federalist-57-ville.