Thursday, April 18, 2024
Miles from the Mainstream
D. R. ZUKERMAN, proprietor
The Reason Gas Prices
are (again) zooming is because:

APRIL 18, 2007 --

a) the Cleveland Indians had to play their home games in Milwaukee because of global cooling;

b) the hurricane season has not started;

c) Alan Greenspan will not be able to hawk his book on "Imus in the Morning;"

 

d) the oil companies want Americans to do more walking;

e) all of the above