Saturday, June 22, 2024
Miles from the Mainstream
D. R. ZUKERMAN, proprietor
LPR Doggerel Dep't

February 19, 2023 --

The New York Times Announces, February 13, that the Newsstand Price of the Daily Propaganda Sheet Goes From $3.00 to $4.00, a Huge Increase of 33%.

The New York Times, claiming to be devoted Christmas-time, to The Neediest

Shows itself to be one of the world media's greediest

It doesn't, therefore, take much inspiration

to turn this into a caveat about the Times on inflation:

In reading this paper remember to be heediest

Doggerel of a Realpolitik Nature

Talk of Biden running again is premature,

how can we say his 2024 candidacy is sure

when his ablity to speak in public is increasingly poor?

"Dr. Jill you can't run him again," the left should adjure.

Coda:

At risk of sounding, to leftists, soulless and cruel:

where do I place a bet in the "Biden resigns" pool?