August 5, 2022 --
LPR Requests
LPR visitors, please make these verses go viral
sending them into cyberspace in condition most spiral
not that their message should ever become dire
or that they should turn soggy and dissolve into mire
it's only their acceptance for which I aspire
conceding that their creation did not cause me to perspire
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Hooray for Tulsi Gabbard
Former Democrat Representative Tulsi Gabbard
is not someone to be accused of having baselessly blabbered.
Indeed she is to be applauded for having the honesty to say
The Department of Justice has acted in a hypocritical way,
Ruthlessly obtaining the conviction of Steve Bannon
by twisting into a pretzel a certain legal canon --
the one dealing with the charge of criminal contempt,
turning it into an issue both overwrought and verklempt
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A third doggerel for LPR's visitors
LPR is on a doggerel roll
and, thus, has now the temerity to assert
to each and every visiting soul
the prediction that the Democrat future is grim and inert
And here, too, a passing nod at Murdoch and The New York Times
treating Donald J. Trump falsely and demonically
rushing to accuse him of evil and intended crimes
a litany of mendacity to be derided sardonically
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A fourth doggerel after all...
Looking to August 16 in Wyoming
Right now the poll predicts for Cheney 30 percent and Hageman 52
a separation of the candidates enormously wide
One should think that Liz has more than a clue
that her loss will go down as an historic landslide
Yet remarkably oblivious is Liz, current MC resident
She is apparently considering a run for the president
More likely a tv gig so she can continue to grump
about the success of the second term of Donald J. Trump
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Why Can't House Republicans Learn to Polemically Speak
House Republicans, alas, are given to political blight
Their long suit is hardly a willingness to fight
Democrats harangue, disparage and lie with impunity
A fine example is their "Jan. 6" show trial cartoon-ity
Where is the target of abuse?-- hiding out of sight
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"Forward" (LOL) rolls the Never Trump Cabal
A new political party is said to be afounding
with the aim of opposing and otherwise hounding
conservative populists who support Donald J. Trump.
Mostly, they're Bushies who, speaking on the stump,
will artfullly deceive people with propaganda and lies
and then when they're called out, exclaim in surprise:
"I was misquoted, my methods are pure;
my opponent is the danger, 'Forward' is the cure."
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Wyoming, August 16, after the polls close
Lizzie Cheney, who verbally attacks
Donald J. Trump without an axe,
will on August 16 see an end to her fun
when Wyoming's voters say, "That's it, Liz; you're done."
Coda:
And to think, if her father hadn't been a V.P.
Only as a tourist would she have reached Washington, D.C. |
Liz Cheney is not as smart as she thinks she is
The ferociously anti-Trump Republican Liz Cheney
is considered by leftists to be articulate and brainy.
But why oh why cannot she bring herself to utter:
"Biden has raised to $4.59 the cost of whipped butter?"
And so no matter how Pelosi and her panel of puppets
hope to bring about Trump's criminal conviction,
this doggerel of reality-based, and sincere, doublets
predicts the political future will reflect prices concerning the kitchen
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The media vs. the people
According to a Rasmussen poll
the media ignores the public's concerns,
throwing into a memory hole
the issues whose easing John Doe yearns'
instead, would that Jake Tapper be joking,
the common good is never in mind,
scorning the people, thesupercilious snob go on woking
the masses set upon, their lives daily to grind
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Maxine Walters as of
January 3, 2023
Democrat Representative Maxine Walters, the irascible,
sends people with mindset harassable
to irk, annoy and afflict the law-abiding.
Her incitement is clearly intolerable,
but with her party's looming defeat not improbable
Ms. Walters will find herself shunted to a political siding.
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Garland's Gallimaufry
Attorney General Garland (his first name is Merrick)
is probing Donald Trump like a political derrick
his definition of justice
the sly nod to "trust us"
is really a legal hysteric
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Piling On
Weep not a tear for Liz Cheney
who is as contemptible as she is inane-y
given to political turn-coating
including anti-Republican gloating
her popularity will soon be on
the wane-y
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The "Jan. 6" panel, very briefly described
Schiff, Thompson and Raskin --
an instigator, chairman and miscreant most leering --
a trio (plus six more) all of whom are baskin'
in a one-sided and unjust congressional hearing
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An Election-nacht prediction
Watch for shopkeepers putting up plywood boards quite adeptly
to protect store windows against Election-night hordes who are lefty
Cars will be set ablaze, mobs will be looting
and for the tumults, Democrats will be rooting
with encouraging words: "It's yours for the taking,
omelets after all can't be made, unless eggs are breaking."
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The People vs. Adam Schiff
So Adam Schiff wants to be speaker of the House,
an ambition that's unlikely to be achieved.
It's not just that other Dems oppose and will grouse;
it's that a Dem midterm House win is not to be believed.
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Let us drink...water?
Milk, by the gallon, at five thirty-nine
is costlier than gas -- that fossile fuel malign.
Are we to conclude, by racking the brain,
that milk's price is now linked to cows passing methane? |
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