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LPR Musings

December 5, 2009 --

Smart-alecky

Did the word "smart" start out as anagram for: small-minded and really trite?

TARP

LPR learned, November 18, that this stands for Troubled Asset Relief Program. Really? Sounds to LPR more like: To Assist Rich People.

LPR comes within the tsc-tsc (pronounced tsk-tsk) program: too small, clobber, too small, clobber.

Palin by comparison

LPR has an idea: the left hopes Republicans will make Gov. Palin its 2012 candidate for president, and figures that the GOP will respond to the fierce anti-Palin campaign by going right ahead and nominating her.

Let them have allowances

LPR predicts that by the 2010 elections, we will be told that health care is not enough: we need foodcare, clothescare, legalcare, educare, carcare, petcare, and indeed, everything care.