October 19, 2015 --
Lead editorial, October 15: "The Grown-Ups Take the Stage"
Opening sentence: " It was impossible not to feel a sense of relief watching the Democatic debate after months dominated by the Republican circus of haters, ranters, and that very special group of king killers in Congress." |
There followed six paragraphs of editorial high-fiving for the Democratics (LPR has decided to refer to members of the Democratic Party as Democratics) leading to the final pararaph and its
concluding sentence: "The Republican candidates may have a lot of fun campaigning for office, but they haven't a prayer of knowing what to do if they ever enter the White House." (LPR believes The New York Times would object vigorously and viciously if a Republican candidate admitted to praying for knowledge to be president.)
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