Thursday, March 28, 2024
Miles from the Mainstream
D. R. ZUKERMAN, proprietor
New Hampshire Primary

JANUARY 26, 2004 --

Does it matter who won -- so far as the Democratic nomination is condemned? If the Democrats don't pick a nominee in the primaries, will the nod go to Senator Hillary Clinton? Is Senator Kerry coming to resemble, physically, Senator Edmund Muskie, whose presidential ambitions came to grief, then getting consolation prize as secretary of state? Secretary of
State John F. Kerry if Senator Clinton wins.

You read it here first.

Governor Dean -- how could he not become Secretary of Health and Human Services in the Clinton cabinet -- Kerry and Dean being the only males--in the cabinet.

And which mainmedia outlet would be the first to declare: "It's about time the heads of the CIA and FBI are women, too." With all the media attention on the Democrats in New Hampshire -- just how many Democrats are there in New Hampshire, anyway? Isn't it almost as if attention were focused on the race for leader of the Red Sox fan club -- in The Bronx?