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Miles from the Mainstream
D. R. ZUKERMAN, proprietor
Observations - March 2007

MARCH 28, 2007 --

Please Don't Be Reserved …

(Apologies to Stephen Sondheim)

Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, I don't know what to do

Your talk about "credit risk" -- leaves me in a stew

I hear nothing about the problem of the credit card squeeze

Dontcha see it has me on my knees

Oh Chairman Bernanke at 29 percent

I don't have any money left for food and the rent

That interest rate is sending me out on a limb

Gee Chairman Bernanke -- it's grim


MARCH 28, 2007 --

Government by Thompson?

Chatting with Laura Ingraham, last week, Fred Thompson sounded like a presidential candidate in progress.
In the event this lawyer / actor gets to the White House, LPR would hope his vice
president is former Illinois governor Jim Thompson, and that cabinet posts are found for John, Tommy and Emma, among other Thompsons not related.


MARCH 28, 2007 --

Bring Boys Back from Bosnia …

How come Republicans are not calling for a date certain to bring home our military forces from all the foreign venues where they have been stationed for fifty or sixty years -- plus Bosnia?


MARCH 28, 2007 --

A Question About Inflation …

Isn't inflation supposed to be a function of the money supply? If so, why doesn't the Federal Reserve Board act against inflation by reducing the money supply
instead of tinkering with the interest rate
tinkering?


MARCH 28, 2007 --

Rhett Is Not Short for Rhetorical Question …

Would Senator Lieberman have gone over to the Republicans, making them the U.S. Senate majority, again, if he did not think the move would have been futile with one, or more, of the RINOs then going over to the Democrats?


MARCH 28, 2007 --

Maxing Out?

NewsMax reported March 24 that an unscientific poll of 90,000 people had Newt Gingrich preferred over Rudy Giuliani and John McCain.

NewsMax added that this was surprising because the former House speaker has not said that he will run for president.

Perhaps people prefer Gingrich because, 19 months before the election, he has not announced?


MARCH 20, 2007 --

LPR's Unthinkable Thought …

Does President Bush want to be impeached?


Be on the Lookout For …

"Girl of the Moment," a first novel by Lizabeth Zindel, out in April (Viking).



MARCH 20, 2007 --  

Can't they listen?

The price at this Torrington, CT Shell station, shown as of March 15, reminds us, again, that some people still seek the "ambitious sacrifice of the many to the
aggrandizement of the few."

Anybody hear comments from our public officials? Democrats, of course, are too busy hammering Republicans too notice (they might, however, eventually blame the president for the renewed gas price squeeze) and Republicans, clearly, are yet to find their voice.

Terri Fassio, LPR's dedicated, super webmaster at Skullco.com. reports that prices are even more crunching in California.

Our representatives (that's a good one!) are silent, but we can still talk with our ignition keys--not using them so often.

On the rise again …



Nice Try, Howard …

Washington Post media columnist Howard Kurtz, speaking with Imus, March 19, cited criticism of the Bush Administration from National Review as indication the media is not liberal.

C'mon, Howard --the media's usual suspects would characterize a ham sandwich as a mean-spirited right-wing extremist if they believed this would help Democrats.

LPR's suggestion: read your paper, The Nedw York Times, and listen to Bob
Schieffer, Tim Russert and George Stephanopoulos, Sunday mornings.


Why Stick to the Facts?

There are reports that a movie is in the works based on the Valerie Plame controversy. LPR thinks a fictional treatment, with a scene where the wife/CIA person arranges for her husband to go on a special mission overseas so she can spend time with a political VIP, would be a lot more interesting.


MARCH 20, 2007 --

Once Upon a Time in The Bronx …

… the streets were made of cobblestones. The Bronx roadway, not far from the Bronx Zoo, shown in this photo, apparently wants people to see what Bronx streets looked like when trolleys, not buses, took
people to the zoo.

Cobblestone roadways -- looking back to the past.


Bronx Zoo Entrance



MARCH 20, 2007 --

Thank You, Jerry Bruckheimer …

Your "Cold Case" episode, March 18, included scenes indicating that the people who tow cars for municipalities are not necessarily sweethearts. The episode had a car towed away with a very young girl in
it. In this instance, the tow driver's callousness was fiction.

The towing of the LPRmobile, two years
ago, by a city marshal -- with Shana in the car -- was cruel reality.

" Cold Case" airs on the CBS network an
hour after "60 Minutes." Extraordinary that it took a fictional series on CBS to indicate the callousness of the tow policies of municipalities -- and not the
long-running CBS magazine.


MARCH 20, 2007 --

A Grand Opening Celebration?

LPR cannot look at the opening of a new Chase branch -- this one in the northeast part of the Bronx -- as cause for celebration. Instead of balloons,
truth-in-lending should require Chase to put up a banner stating: With our credit card crush consumers policy, "" is an apt anagram for "aches"

 


MARCH 13, 2007 --

LPR's Lewis Libby Litigation Lesson:

Not only can you indict a ham sandwich, but if you can't convict for food poisoning, you can get a guilty verdict for lying about the mustard.


MARCH 13, 2007 --

Changing with the seasons …

December, in Torrington, CT, it's Christmas house; February. it's Valentine's Day house and now:
Happy St. Patrick's Day!



MARCH 13, 2007 --

Two Political Questions …

Aren't activists who now oppose U.S. Senator Joseph I. Lieberman merely following the campaign advice of 2000: Gore/Lieberman?

If Republicans honor the constitutional principle of limited government, can they nominate Rudolph W. Giuliani for president - a man whose hands-on and
arbitrary view of governance would lead to an expansion of the power of an executive branch under his control.


MARCH 13, 2007 --

We'll Miss You, Bernie …

LPR will miss Bernie Williams, one of the few Yankees who connected with the fans, when he arrived at the Stadium.