MAY 31, 2007 --   

1)  No more solo arrivals at Yankee Stadium.  Players to arrive as TEAM -- by bus.

2)  No more arrivals at Yankee Stadium in T-shirts and jeans. Players to arrive in Olympics-style opening ceremony dress -- including suits or slacks and jackets, hats, shirts and ties.

3)  No more cell-phone holding within sight of fans.

Players to look in direction of fans and smile and wave, on entering the ball-park.

Additional measures to protect the Yankees from the Curse of the Bambino:

Babe Ruth Plaza to be renovated IMMEDIATELY.

New York Yankees, New York City, New York State and United States announce that the "The House that Ruth Built" will be maintained as a permanent baseball facility and baseball museum.

New York Yankees, New York City, New York State and United States announce that the new ballpark will never carry the name of a corporate entity and will simply be known as Y2.

Helpful but not mandatory:

No Yankee announcer to ever again declare, following a team victory:

Thuhhh Yankees win; thuhhh Yankees win.

161st Street -- both sides …

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Not a car lot …

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Brian Cashman, post-game, May 26th.

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Joe Torre, post-game, May 26th …