Friday, April 26, 2024
Miles from the Mainstream
D. R. ZUKERMAN, proprietor
Thoughts for
A Tale of Two [univer]Sities

APRIL 18, 2007 --

LPR predicts …

… that the wrongly-accused Duke lacrosse three will not sue. A lawsuit would change the topic from prosecutorial
behavior to their behavior. Compare the matter of the Annapolis midshipman, as reported in The Washington Post, April 14: a rape charge was dismissed but not
charges of misconduct. Apparently he cannot stay in the Navy and has to pay the government $90,000 -- the cost of his education at the Naval Academy.

LPR believes …

… that the teams in a major national collegiate basketball championship are, qua team at least, not exactly unpublic figures.

… it is more likely than not that the college basketball players are above the voting age, as well as the age of consent. (Not that there was anything funny in the Imus satire.)

LPR wonders …

… if Big East schools will take action against any fans who, next season,
try to rattle Rutgers sports teams with chants of "We Love Imus" or signs to similar effect. (LPR emailed the Big East league office on this, but has not received a response. Perhaps the email got mixed up with emails concerning the dismissed federal prosecutors -- the alleged targets of Eight-Gate.)